I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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