My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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