So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
