dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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