Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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