I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
time to smoke my breakfast
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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