my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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