So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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