i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just threw up on my dentist
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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