in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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