redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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