where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I need a beard to bite.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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