Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I wish you could order shots online.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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