i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
you never un-have a 4some
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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