Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Actions speak louder than pants.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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