He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I had to cum in my sink.
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