At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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