I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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