Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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