can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
my penis made a compromise with my morals
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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