he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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