She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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