How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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