If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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