that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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