So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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