I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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