Pappa wants mamma naked
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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