Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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