I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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