Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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