Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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