i jhust puked up my retainher.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize