Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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