There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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