Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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