One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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