its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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