The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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