Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.

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(720): View more from Colorado

you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.

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(248): View more from Michigan

New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.

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(631): View more from New York

There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12

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(812): View more from Indiana

Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...

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(330): View more from Ohio

Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?

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(207): View more from Maine

i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up

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