Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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