My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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