Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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