He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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