He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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