Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I love having hate sex.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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