would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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