even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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