How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I'm always down for nudity.
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