Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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