do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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