Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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