Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
So much Jack, so little girl.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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