Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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