Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
